“Love that I’m getting protein and collagen in one drink—it makes my routine so much easier.” ・ Danielle
“Light, refreshing, and not chalky at all.” ・Maya
“Finally, a protein drink I actually look forward to.” ・ Jess
“It mixes fast and tastes more like juice than protein.” ・ Taylor M.
“The energy boost feels smooth—not shaky or intense.” ・ Brianna
“I’ve been way more consistent with my protein since trying this.” ・ Ashley
“The hydration formula is perfect for workout days and busy afternoons.” ・ Nicole
“I tried the sample pack and immediately ordered a full bag.” ・ Lauren
NOT YOUR BASIC PROTEIN POWDER
Third-party tested · Gluten-free · Non-GMO · No artificial colors or flavors
2.5G COLLAGEN PEPTIDES
A little extra support built into every serving.
ENERGY OR HYDRATION
Choose caffeine for a boost or electrolytes for a caffeine-free sip.
22G CLEAR WHEY PROTEIN
Serious protein without the thick, milky shake.
NO CHALKY BULLSH*T
Light, refreshing and easy to drink.
SO… HOW MUCH PROTEIN DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED?
You’re probably doing better than you think—but your protein goal might need a little backup.
Enter your weight to get a general daily estimate, then see how one 22g serving of Protein B*tch can help you close the gap without choking down another sad, chalky shake.
A solid starting point for supporting your everyday routine, energy, and general wellness.
A higher-protein target may help you feel fuller and stay consistent while you work toward your goals.
For the lifters, strength-builders, comeback queens, and anyone ready to take up a little more space.
WE TOOK THE WORD BACK AND MADE IT STRONGER.
Protein B*tch was made for lifters, walkers, beginners, comeback girls, and anyone tired of wellness feeling like punishment. We make light, refreshing protein that fits into real life; because taking care of yourself should feel like a power move, not another chore. No shame. No boring shakes. No waiting until you feel “fit enough.”
CLEAN WHERE IT COUNTS. LOUD EVERYWHERE ELSE.
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| Light and refreshing | ||
| 22G ultra-filtered whey protein | ||
| 2.5G collagen peptides | ||
| No artificial colors, flavors or sweeteners | ||
| Non-GMO and gluten-free | ||
| Third Party Tested |
