Skip to product information
  • 22g Protein - Helps build strong, lean muscle
  • 2.5g Collagen Peptides - Supports healthy hair, skin & nails
  • 120mg Caffeine blend - Boosts energy & focus
Flavor
DESCRIPTION

We see you out there. Hustling this. Slaying that. If you can't escape to the beach at the moment, maybe the taste of tropical mango, pineapple, and passionfruit can tide you over. Ok, probably not, but we've never heard of a cabana that can offer you a punch of protein, collagen, and energy.

This isn’t just any other protein, because it’s more than just protein. We added 2.5 grams of high-quality collagen clinically-proven and formulated to fuel the strength of your hair, skin, and nails from the inside out. And then we threw in caffeine to make b*tches like you even more unstoppable. 

INGREDIENTS

Grass-Fed Clear Whey Protein is a lightweight, juice-like protein made from grass-fed whey, which naturally contains higher levels of nutrients like omega-3s and CLA. It’s clear and refreshing instead of thick and creamy, making it perfect for post-workout hydration and muscle recovery. 

Bioactive Collagen Peptides are small, easy-to-absorb granules of collagen made through a special enzymatic process. These peptides actively signal the body’s cells to produce more of its own collagen, improving things like skin hydration, elasticity, hair strength and joint comfort.

Green Tea Leaf Extract is a concentrated form of green tea’s most beneficial compounds, especially antioxidants like polyphenols and catechins. It’s great for energy and focus, and it's also beneficial for many other things, including weight management support, heart health, and skin health.

L-Theanine is an amino acid found naturally in tea leaves. It’s known for helping you feel calm and relaxed by increasing alpha brain waves. It also helps manage stress and improve focus, especially when paired with caffeine for smoother energy.

NUTRITION FACTS

SUPPORTS LEAN MUSCLE

NO GROSS AFTERTASTE

SUPPORTS HEALTHY HAIR, SKIN & NAILS

BOOSTS ENERGY AND RECOVERY

EASY TO MIX

NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS OR COLORS

be strong
BE STRONG AF

AVOID SUGAR CRASHES

THIRD PARTY TESTED

NO GROSS AFTERTASTE

NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS OR COLORS

BIG FLAVOR. KICK-ASS BENEFITS.

BIG FLAVOR. KICK-ASS BENEFITS.

Juicy, refreshing flavor. Protein and collagen in every sip. Choose hydration or a caffeinated energy boost, and make it yours. No boring shakes. Just a drink that tastes as badass as you are.

0g Protein
0g Collagen
0mg Caffeine

Frequently asked questions

What are the benefits of including protein in my nutrition?

Protein is your body's powerhouse. It helps to support muscle strength, recovery, and daily energy so you can recover faster, feel energized, and power through your day.

What are the benefits of collagen?

Collagen is the building block for healthy skin, hair, nails, and joints. It supports recovery, promotes elasticity, and helps keep your body feeling strong and resilient.

How much caffeine is in this product?

We pack in 120mg of caffeine derived from green tea leaf extract. Combined with L-theanine, our products support calm, focused energy without the jittery edge.

Sensitive to caffeine? Check out our Non-Caffeinated Clear Protein with electrolytes added for recovery.

What is clear whey protein and how is it different from other whey proteins?

Clear whey protein has been ultra-filtered to lower its pH and increase overall clarity — creating a product that is overall lighter and, for many people, easier to digest.

Are there any sweeteners in this product?

Yes, we use a natural, next-generation zero-calorie plant-based sweetener derived from the stevia plant. This new version of stevia (Reb M) is highly desired for its clean, sugary taste, which lacks the bitter, licorice-like aftertaste associated with conventional stevia.

When is the best time to drink this protein?

We recommend drinking it in the morning, as a mid-afternoon boost, or as a pre-workout drink. It's formulated to provide an energy boost from caffeine while also fueling your body with 20g of high-quality whey protein.

Because caffeine affects everyone differently, we encourage you to adjust timing and intake as needed.

Is this safe for children, or women who are pregnant or nursing?

Protein B*tch is recommended for people who are 18 years of age and older. If you’re pregnant and/or nursing, we recommend consulting with your healthcare provider.

If you are looking for a caffeine-free option, check out our Non-Caffeinated Clear Protein with electrolytes added for recovery.

Is this product non-GMO?

Yes, all of our products are non-GMO.

Overall rating: 4.647059 / 5 from 17 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Summary topics

Review topics: [].

Review highlights

Reviews

Really Great Flavor

"I normally struggle with protein drinks. This is honestly so good though!!!"

— Taylor B. (5/5)

"The flavor is very yummy!"

— Amanda (5/5)

Love the added benefits

"So got this after seeing a influencer share it on Insta and the packaging got me! I have always wanted to try the clear protein and LOVE the included caffeine and collage. I will say it is much sweeter than I expected but still a good taste and on ice during hot days gives a great juice feeling. I do find that it does not breakdown/mix very well in a shaker bottle so I end up having chunks when drinking but overall good product. It is a but more expensive for less product than others but the added benefits does make me want to get more. Shipping did take longer than expected so factor some time in when ordering."

— Eman E. (4/5)

Love!

"I was always unable to do protein drinks in the past - I don't like shakes, I don't like smoothies, and the taste would always put me off. These are amazing! The raspberry coconut reminds me of a Piña Colada on the beach! My new favorite summer drink!"

— Melissa R. (5/5)

My new fav clear protein!

"I’m OBSESSED with this clear protein! The flavor is so yummy and the fact that there is caffeine in it to pick me up in the mornings is the cherry on top! I love starting g my day knowing I’m getting protein in and feeling energized!"

— Lindsey W. (5/5)

Flavor isn’t great

"Mixes well, but flavor isn’t great :("

— Jen K. (2/5)

I love the dragon fruit

"I love the dragon fruit lemonade flavor and no weird aftertaste! It was a good balance of flavor and energy without being too overpowering. I did have to mix it with warmer water to avoid chunks."

— Ashlyn (5/5)

DELICIOUS!!!

"Sooo yummy! I love this product! It blended so well and was not gritty at all! The dragonfruit flavor tastes just like lemonade! This will for sure be a staple for me!!"

— Kylie C. (5/5)

Loooooove the Flavor!

"It takes a minute to mix thoroughly, but the flavor of the Dragon Fruit Lemonade is delish. I added ice and it was so refreshing. Perfect way to start the day off with a protein boost!"

— Thea (5/5)

Light and easy to drink!

"Light and easy to drink! It doesn’t feel heavy like regular protein shakes. Great flavor for getting in protein and an added bonus with caffeine. Feels like a good balance and better than energy drinks."

— Reagan (5/5)

Q&A